A Series of Reappropriated Poetry (Derived Mostly from Billboard 100 & U.S. Top 40)

I. What it means to party

From the top of the pole I watch her go down

She got me throwin’ my money around

 

She threw it back at me, I gave her more

Cash ain’t a problem, I know where it goes

 

I’mma say that I prefer them no clothes

I’m into that, I love women exposed

 

Ok now, he was close, trying to domesticate you

You’re an animal, baby, it’s in your nature

 

I’m trying to find the words to describe this girl

Without being disrespectful

Damn you’s a sexy bitch

 

Got no drink in my hand but I’m wasted

Getting drunk at the thought of you naked

 

Frustration, watching you dance

Invitation, to get in them pants

I wanna know

How many drinks would it take for you to leave with me?

 

Come on baby and drop this

Scrub that floor and just mop it

Show these gangsters how you cock block it

 

I ain’t talkin’ bout Playboy

‘Cause silicone parts are made for toys

I want ’em real thick and juicy

 

In my head, I see you all over me.

In my head, you fulfill my fantasy.

In my head, you’ll be screaming no.

 

Girl tonight you’re the prey

I’m the hunter

Imagine me whispering in your ear

Then I wanna, take off your clothes and put something in you

 

I’ll give you something big enough to tear your ass in two

I know you want it.

 

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Her eyes, her eyes make the stars look like they’re not shining

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Her hair, her hair falls perfectly without her trying

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Her lips, her lips, I could kiss them all day if she let me

Revlon Kissable Balm Stain gives a perfect flush of color for softer, smoother, extra kissable lips.

 

Her laugh, her laugh, she hates it but I think it’s so sexy

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When I see your face,

There’s not a thing that I would change

Because you’re amazing

Just the way you are

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III. What it means to be a girl

You make me wanna act like a girl

Paint my nails and wear high heels

 

I’ve got my makeup on

They play my favourite song

I feel like a princess girl

 

Pedicure on my toes

Trying on all my clothes

Boys blowing up my phones

 

Looking like a model

Shaped like a bottle

Magazine figure

 

Beauty queen on a silver screen

Living life like I’m in a dream

 

I wear my flip flops

And when I let my hair down

That’s when the party starts

 

Daisy Duke, Bikini on top,

Sunkissed skin so hot it’ll melt your popsicle

 

Tank tops and cut-off jeans

Bikinis and belly rings

 

You spend all your money

on a big ol’ fancy car

For us bright-eyed honeys

 

Lay your money down, we’ll let you buy around

 

Young wild girls

No matter what we do

You’ll always come back

 

IV. A list of compliments

1. What do we need steam for – you the hottest bitch in this place.

2. She’s got a body like an hourglass, it’s ticking like a clock.

3. Damn that waist anorexic but that ass colossal.

4. The way you move, it make my pee pee go doing doing dong.

5. You’re an animal, baby, it’s in your nature.

6. I don’t mind if you come play with us, just don’t talk too much.

7. I like to touch your lovely lady lumps.

8. What do they make dreams for, when you got them jeans on?

9. She fucking hates me and I love it.

10. She’s a hurricane in all kinds of weather.

11. You don’t know you’re beautiful, that’s what makes you beautiful.

12. She’s the kind they’d like to flaunt and take to dinner; well she always knows her place.

By Shreena Thakore, Blog Editor

All Images via Google Images

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